Girlfriends

So I have come to the conclusion that girlfriends are too much work. Actually, its too much work to try to get one. Actually keeping one is a whole 'nother story. It is just easier to hang out with the female species and if one of them just happens to be attracted to you then maybe she will do all the work. Then us guys don't have to expend any unneccessary energy trying to make her think she is attracted to us when she is really just depressed because she has no current boyfriend. Also, being drunk helps. I have found that men are not the only ones who take advantage of the many great effects of alcohol. Women will also take advantage of men who are otherwise too intoxicated to say no. Little do women know, it doesn't take alcohol to get men to say yes. All it takes is a good body and a decent face. Alcohol just impaires the eyesight of men, so they say yes faster.

I have also come to the conclusion that if a guy likes a girl, this will in turn make that girl unnatracted to that guy. He has to act like he doesn't really like her which makes her wonder why and then she will start to flirt with him. By the time she realizes that he actually does like her, it is to late for her to back out. The only thing left for her to do is drink. Which doesn't bother the guy any at all. If said guy does show that he likes the girl before acting like he doesn't, chances are that she will hook up with someone else. If he decides to change tactics mid flirting, it still doesn't work and he will then end up alone because she will tell all her girl friends that he is a loser. Life sucks.