Cause I can

Ya know, rain is a wonderful thing. Not just because it is the source of all life (cause its water and all) but also because it provides cheap entertainment and an easy way to cause significant damage to vehicles, land, and possibly anyone who decides to play in it. When it rains, this substance called mud is produced by the mixing of rain and dirt. In mud, people are able to make mud pies, which kinda taste like mud, or they can go mudding, which is pretty fun, if you have the right equipment. And no Sean, the right equipment is not a Ford Thunderbird. The right equipment is any 4-wheel drive vehicle that has a good amount of ground clearance. Or a dogsled, but those are hard to come by in East Texas. Also, you kinda need somewhere where you either won't get in trouble for driving through mud or won't get caught. Oh, and if you get stuck, you kinda need to know where you are so you can have someone come and pull you out. Otherwise you could be there for a while. Rain also has other uses, like creating mudslides to help people remodel thier houses, or, in some cases, move them. Rain is also a cheap way to wash cars, but it won't save you any money on car insurance. Why haven't you called Gieco?