Tuesday, February 15, 2005

10 Things to make Classes Fun

Ya know, college classes start to lose their appeal after the first week or two of attending them. But don't despair. There are ways of making it enjoyable to actually go to your classes. Granted, some methods may not allow you to actually comprehend what goes on or even remember what happened, but hey, you can't win them all. Anyway, here are a few things you can do to spice up your college class experiences:

1. Take nyquill-Trust me, any nap is a good nap.
2. Take a few shots of anything-just don't let your professor know.
3. Bring a friend-this will give you someone interesting to talk to.
4. Bring a person of the opposite sex-be sure you sit somewhere will you will not be disturbed during your...learning experience.
5. Hook up an x-box (or some other game console) and a tv-you never know, maybe your professor is a closet Halo nut.
6. Listen to loud opera music-this can be done with or without headphones and will annoy your neighbors.
7. Start a game of kickball, get the professor to be a ref-I mean come on, who doesn't like kickball??
8. Bring a workout mat and get rid of that beer gut-it also doubles as a soft place to nap.
9. Bring beer and work on that beer gut-just make sure you put it in a different container.
10. And finally: skip class-lets face it, nothing beats not going to class.

2 Comments:

At 2/15/2005 8:37 PM, Blogger Anonymous Poet said...

Can I try these at work, too?

Per your thoughts on jam at ihatemyflatmate, do you have any profound insights into vegamite . . . or any other type of spread for that matter?

 
At 2/17/2005 3:45 PM, Blogger Carney Man said...

Well Lisa, even the most enjoyable class can get boring. Besides, taking classes you want to attend is way too easy.

 

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