Food

I've come to the conclusion that food is one of the best things on earth. Not only does it comfort you when you are down, it also keeps you alive. Which is pretty handy since most people want to live for a few more days. It also gives you something to do. Bored? Grab a sandwich. Got time to kill before your big meeting? Go to a fast food joint and get a hamburger with everything. Its also part of the EPS system. Eat Poop Sleep. When you're feeling like crap, just eat, poop, and sleep and you will wake up feeling like a million bucks. Unless of course you are a dumbass that eats something that makes you sick. Then you deserve what you get you little worthless piece of shit. But yeah, it is a tried and true method for getting over anything from a broken heart to indigestion. Well, I gotta go feed my habit and my stomach. Laters.