Spring Break

Spring Break is upon us once again. And for those of us lucky enough to be able to go somewhere fun, like South Padre (Josh, you ass (I must make a correction here, I found out that Josh is not going to South Padre, so he is not an ass in this respect)) or fishing in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico (Josh, your still an ass (also, he is not going fishing anymore (poor guy's plans all got messed up) so he is not an ass in this respect either)) or skiing (well Josh, at least your not doing that), it can be a pretty fun time. But for those of us that cannot afford to do anything fun, we are stuck at home. Home can be fun, as long as your friends are around and you dont live in Dalhart. Then there are those of us that fit into those two catagories. What are we supposed to do? Well, while I have been sitting around watching tv and getting fat, I have thought of a few things to do. Here they are. Have fun. Be kinda safe.

1. Go anywheres else.
2. Go to a bar or some other place where there are actually people
3. Shoot yourself in the foot (that is why you can only be kinda safe)
4. If you dont wanna shoot yourself in the foot, shoot someone else.
5. 'Course, then you will probably go to jail, which could be kinda fun.
6. Number 5 really wasn't a suggestion. It was more of an after thought.
7. So was number 6. And this one.
8. Go out for a day and be a begger. Who knows what people will give you.
9. Write your own damn blog. This ain't easy ya know.
10. Stop sitting at your computer and get a life. Thats what I'm gonna do.
11. I was kidding. I cant get a life. Im too lazy.
12. But you can still get a life.
13. Or you can read this.
14. I dont really care.
15. Its your choice.
16. So whatever.
17. Its cool.
18. Laters.