Work and the Internet

So I am sitting here at work in the info desk, browsing the world wide web, and it occurs to me. The internet isn't all that limitless. Granted, there is a ton of stuff on here, but most of its crap and uninteresting. I keep going back to the same sights over and over, seeing what, if anything, has changed. And most of the time its nothing. Conclusion: When you have too much time, the internet sucks.

Some people just don't need to be alive. Seriously, they are wasting precious oxygen and brainwaves that other people desperately need. Have you heard about the little kids in Africa who are suffocating because of stupid people using up all the oxygen? Well, thats a complete lie, but it could happen. But seriously, some people just need to stop living. And hurry up and die. And leave me everything in their will. Except debt. Debt sucks.*

So die stupid people, die.

Or go to New Jersey, they are all stupid there.**

I was talking to a grad student a few minutes ago (or a year ago, but whos counting) and the conversation could have been scripted. She used to be in the FBI in Pennsylvania, and she started a story like this..."Well, it all started in west Philidelphia where I was born and raised..." and without missing a beat, 5 of us started singing the Fresh Prince theme. Point of the story: the Fresh Prince rocks!! And stupid people suck. And we randomly break out into song and sometimes even dance. Cause we can. Suckas!

*Seriously, I hate stupid people wasting oxygen. Die already. Gosh.
**What? They are.