My Job is Awesome and Yours Just Sucks

It is highly probable that, if you are currently in college and making between 5 and 7 dollars an hour, my job is much better than yours. I'm not bragging or anything, I am just stating a fact. What do you do at your job? Do you have to do paperwork or sit at a desk and do mindless work that you really couldn't care less about? Are you someones little assistant that must do their every wish and all you really want to do is cut off their head? Do you have to deal with 4 year olds at a daycare or 4 year olds in a high school? Guess what my job consists of. If you guessed taking naps, doing homework, eating free food, and having free reign of an entire University Center, you are absolutely right. Now, none of that is listed under the job description, but that is basically what I do at work. I show up, clock in, see what all is scheduled for the day, make sure doors that need to be open are open, and then sit back and wait for closing time. If there is any food left over from an event, its fair game. I get to rub elbows with a lot of important people at the University, including the president, Dr. Tito himself. And I get paid to do all this stuff too. Doesn't that sound like a kick ass job? Now, its not something I would want to do for the rest of my life, but while I'm in college, it works pretty well for me. Anyways, I'm happy with it. It puts cash in my pocket and gives me time to catch up on the sleep I missed because I decided to stay up till 4 playing Halo.

Now this paragraph will have nothing to do with your sucky job, but it will have everything to do with prescription drugs and why you should always share them with your friends. Drugs like codine and percocet do wonders for pain, and I see no reason why anyone should feel the need to keep all of the medicine the doctor gives them to themselves. Didn't your mother tell you to share? You should always share with your friends. Especially if your friend asks nicely. Or if they threaten to hit you over your head with a steel pipe and take your drugs. Cause if you don't then you will have a splitting headache and no medicine to take the pain away. So share and save yourself a lot of pain.*

I just had a brilliant idea. An idea that will make me and anyone involved a fortune and put an end to a lot of suffering throughout the world. Yep, should work.

Batman keeps staring at me. I woke up this morning and there he was, sitting on my desk with his fist raised, just staring. Always staring. Never blinking. Its inhuman. In fact, its not human-like at all. "What Batman? What are you gonna do, huh? Bring it you flying rodent, bring it!!" *crash*bang*boom*ka-pow!!* "Thats what I thought."

*I'm just kidding. Sharing prescription drugs is not something you should do on a daily basis. But if you do happen to have extra, give me some, cause God only knows when I will do something that will require a lot of hardcore pain meds.