Blinging it in the 1700's

So, you know all those gold teeth you see on the celebrities today...the ones who are bling blinging it all over? Turns out they picked that up from the fly guy from the early times, the one, the only, George Washington. Yep, thats right, Big G was blinging it way back then, before they had clocks that you could wear around your neck. He was sporting flashy teeth made of ivory and gold...doesn't get much more blingy than that. Oh, that crazy cracker, always showing off. First ivory and gold teeth, then his mug on money. Whats next, a giant statue made of gold and silver? Talk about into yourself...

So I think I'm gonna get me a flying car. I saw one on tv a little bit ago, and it looks pretty awesome. They won't come out until 2011 or so, which is good, cause its gonna take me a while to save up enough to buy it. It only costs 1/2 million dollars, so I figure if I save $100,000 a year, I'll be able to buy it in time. Now I just gotta find a way to make enough to save $100,000 a year. I hear bank robbing is pretty fullfilling...