Post #60

This is it people, post #60!!!! We should all go out and celebrate and you can buy me drinks and it will be a gay ol' time!! Or not, 'cause 60 isn't really a milestone or anything, and therefore there really is no reason to celebrate. Unless you just want to celebrate being alive, 'cause I'm all for that.

I'm sick and tired of buying a Coke (or Dr. Pepper) with a chance to "WIN a chance to throw for $1,000,000 or conference tickets". And its not really the fact that I more than likely won't WIN that chance to throw for $1,000,000 or conference tickets, or that even if I did WIN that chance to throw for $1,000,000 or conference tickets, I probably wouldn't be able to make the throw or whatever, its that I now have to go online, register at some obscure website with some hard-to-read code, and wait anxiously for hours, nay, days, for no reply to come. And whats with everyone raising the price of cokes anyway? Is it getting more expensive to make the carbonated beverages or are multi-million dollar companies just getting more and more greedy and trying to extract every last dime from us poor college students? Assholes.

I am planning a trip to Australia this summer. It isn't going to be your typical summer break trip as it is going to be funded entirely by change I find. I was gonna go on the trip from my earnings after WINing the chance to throw for $1,000,000 and making the throw, but after sitting in front of my computer for 5 days straight waiting for the e-mail telling me I won, I came up with a better plan. Now I am starting to collect change I find in couches, on the ground, in peoples pockets, and in money bags at banks. At the rate I am going, I will have enough money to go to Australia 3 weeks ago. Now all I have to do is stay away from the police, who seem to think that it was me who robbed a bank at gunpoint on and got away with $25,000 in change. That is absured. No bank has $25,000 in change. I would have had to rob 7 banks to get that kind of money in change. And even then, I wouldn't have ended up with exactly $25,000. It would have been more like $26,251. And that much change is...I mean would be heavy, and therefore I would have to have people helping me. Sean and Justin, if you are reading this, lay low for another month or so, just to be safe. If you are a Federal Agent reading this, I was in Pensicola that day, I swear...

Damn, almost spilt that Dr. Pepper with the non-winning code in the cap on my computer...that could have been bad...

Well, duty is callin', and so I must bid farewell for now. Keep it clean and live like its your last day.