Another Break in the Storm

Spring break is barely behind us and already we are getting ready for Easter. Easter will bring us happiness, good times with our family and friends, good food, and another four day weekend. There are many things to accomplish this weekend. Studying is not one of them. Gaining weight is, at least for me. It would also be nice to hook up with my friend's hot friend, but I would have a better chance of getting Bavarian cancer from a turtle, which is next to impossible. But it can be done, especially if the giraffe was under 20 feet tall. But then I would have to buy the duck a turtle neck, which I have never understood because turtles' necks and turtle necks are nothing alike. And why the hell would a pigeon need a fountain pen? A bic would work just fine. But if I could hook up with his hot friend, that would make me very happy. Because she is very hot. I think she has a personality, but that doesnt really matter. As long as she can breath, whether it is on her own or not, it is all good. I'm gonna go eat crawfish. Have a good Easter everyone.