Cellphones suck

Cellphones suck. But that is not what this is about. This is about all the tyranny and communism that is in Antartica. Those damn penguins need to get their acts together and overthrow the polar bears. If they dont, they will spend the rest of their lives wondering what if. What if we stood up to them and Jimmy didnt get eaten. Jimmy could have married Rebecca, gotten his masters, cured cancer, and invented the new "sliced bread". What if we had made that pact with the killer whales against the polar bears? Then we could have double crossed the killer whales once all the bears were under our control, which would give us total control over the entire continent. Then I thought, wait, there are no polar bears on Antartica. So yeah, cellphones suck.