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So recently some poor souls got to see me dance/dance with me. I must apologize for that. I was forced into it. Im sorry. But I'm not sorry that I got to dance with some very attractive girls. All I can say is wow Amy, I didnt know you could do that on the dance floor. Thank you. Thank you very much. I heart you. Oh, and sorry bout the, uhh, yeah, sorry bout that. Who woulda guessed that could happen? But anyway, back to Texas. I have come to the conclusion that Texas is the greatest country in the world. (Yes, that is right, I said country. In case you didnt know, Texas became its own country in 1885 when Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco. After this invention, the people of Texas, commonly known as Texans, decided that the delicious drink would bring in enough revenue to support a small country. So the leaders ceceded from the Union, and a new country was born.) We have the highest concentration of hot woman, even higher than Hawaii. (I can say this because I have been there, and while there are some very attractive women there, there are also quiet a few unnattractive women, so that dilutes the hottness factor.) If you dont believe it, then I shall prove it. Just travel to Texas, and I guarrentee that in 5 minutes or less, you will see approximately 7.4 hot women. You will also see 3 horses, 10 cows, 4 George W. Bush in 2004 signs, and 16 bars. Remember where the bars are. There is usually a good hottness factor in there. Unless its that crappy bar in Texarkana, stay outta there. (Insert bad mental image here.) We also have good beer, which was described in detail in a previous post. We have a beach to the south and snow in the north. We have some of the best colleges and college towns in North America, we still have the death penalty to get rid of idiots I mean really really bad people, and everything is bigger in Texas. Don't believe me? Just ask any Texas man to drop his pants or any Texas woman to pull up her shirt. I guarentee that you will be looking down the barrel of the biggest gun you have ever seen in under 2 seconds. The point is, get me drunk and I can dance, otherwise look out.