End of the World (Apparently it will let me publish this after all)

I have come to the conclusion that the world is coming to an end. Now, I'm not one of those people who goes around thinking that just because one big, terrible thing happens, then life as we know it is over. But when so many big, terrible things are happening in the span of one year, it makes one think. And when one thinks, thoughts are made. And those thoughts usually go straight towards the worst case scenario. And since everything that is happening is big and terrible, then the worst case is usually the world ending. What are the big, terrible things? I'll tell you. Seeing old naked people running nude on a beach is a pretty terrible thing. And since most old people are not skinny, that makes it a big, terrible thing. Also, getting your pickup towed is a terrible thing. And a pickup is bigger than a car, hence it is a big, terrible thing. Ashley Simpson singing is another terrible thing. Her sister is popular because she has nice, uhm, lets call them cow bells. Yeah, she has really nice cow bells. I could listen to her cow bells all day. I would rub them and polish them with my own saliva and make them nice and, uh, shiny. And since she is popular, Ashley is able to ride the coatails of Jessica's famous cow bells. Which makes her kinda half-ass famous in a round-a-bout way. Therefore, her singing is a big, terrible thing. Now, all these big, terrible things taken one at a time is not enough to cause the end of the world, but put them all together and voila, you have dooms day. Think about it, Ashley singing, naked old people running, and pickups being towed left and right. Its mad I tell you, mad!!













Ha ha, I gotcha. The worlds not coming to the end. Life is just shitty right now. Happy April Fools everyone.