Uh, Yeah...

I hate cell phones, and for several reasons. First off, they don't convey feelings, emotions, or anything else that is personal. They can't hit someone if you are mad at them, kiss them if you are away from your significant other, and several other things I can't really think of right now. Secondly, they hinder society. People are constantly on them, talking to people they aren't around, all the while ignoring the people they are with. If you are gonna talk to someone on a cell phone, be alone. Also, they are anchors that people carry around. People are always waiting on "a very important call" or are always wondering if so and so is going to call today. Get a life. If your whole world revolves around a little piece of plastic and buttons that magically connects you to people you can't even see, then you really need to reevaluate your priorities. On the other hand, cell phones are really handy to have. If you have an emergency, then you can call help in no time. If you are tired on a long drive home, you can call a friend to keep you company (and keep you awake and out of the ditch and alive). You can talk to friends and family when you are away from them (just do it when you don't have anything else to do so people aren't waiting for you to get off the phone).

Isn't it great how people can do something to you that would be reason for you to be mad at them, and then they get mad at you because you are justified in being mad at them? Its fuckin' awesome. Oops, I mean its clottin' awesome. (Long story. Actually, its pretty short. Ask me and I will tell). But yeah, I just love people being mad at me for something they did. I'm sorry, but I am not going to clean up a prank at my house directed at me when I am not really in the mood to. Especially when I have guests over. Nope, not gonna happen. And if you want to get mad at me because I think you should clean it up so our apartment doesn't look trashed, fine. Whatever. But yeah, cell phones suck.

I don't get the female species. No, scratch that. Women confuse the hell out of me. Stop sending mixed signals and speaking in riddles. Just say what you mean. If you like someone else or if you have a boyfriend or you don't like us like that, just tell us. Trust me, that is better then not letting us know. Cause we will go along thinking, man, I have a chance with her, only to find out 5 hours (or in some cases, 5 months) later that its not gonna happen. Ya know, if all women had a neon sign over their heads telling us what they were thinking, life would be so easy. If it says "Mad as HELL," we would go buy flowers or something. If it says "Not Interested", then we wouldn't waste everyones time. But that would be too easy and women couldn't play their mind games. Cause we all know they enjoy messing with guys' heads.

Welp, thats all I have tonight. Yall take care now, ya here?

P.S. I found this quote in my physics book..."Wine 'em! Dine 'em! 69 'em! Run around in your underware!"-Genuine Son...just thought I would throw that out there.