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Well, its been one of those days. No, not one of those days where you have wild sex with everyone of the opposite sex you see. Which is too bad because its been forever since I've had one of those days. Literally. I've never had one of those days. Hell, I've never had anything remotely close to one of those days. So if you happen to see me on the street and you want to make my day, buy me a corvette. A blue one with manual transmission, a hellasious stereo system, a hot naked chick, an excellent suspension system, the biggest engine that will fit, a nearly naked chick, and a removable hard top. Now I know what you are thinking. Your thinking "now Eric, why blue?" I'll tell you why blue. How many metallic Chevy blue corvettes do you see driving around? Not too many. Most get red, which is a nice color, but I would rather have metallic blue. Mostly because chocolate covered peanuts are delicious, but also because chicks dig metallic blue. (Yeah I know, that was really random, but useless information about women always comes in handy.) But seriously, its been one of those days. You know what I'm talking about, when you just want to take a gun and clean the hell out of it. (Ha ha, you thought I was gonna say shoot someone didn't you. Guess I fooled you.) Then once you get done cleaning it, shoot everyone*. (Well, you were close.) You would do this partly because people piss you off, but mostly because you ran out of chocolate covered peanuts. Damn those things are good. (Damn its cold in here. Ya see, I still live in the dorms (but only for a few more weeks!! Go me!!). You would think that they would let you adjust the temperature in your own room, but no, they want it to be the same in every room. Really damn cold. Picture a peguin shivering and your halfway to where I am. I feel sorry for the little guys. Their wings are so small and useless.) So there are some things I would like to write about on here but cant because my publicize says that it would be bad for my image if certain people read it. But come on, who reads this crap anyway? So if you have any good ideas for a title let me know and I'll use the one I think is best.

*This is a disclaimer. I would never actually shoot everyone for several reasons. 1. Theres a few girls I like and I would hate to see them die. 2. Shooting everyone would take a long time and a lot of money. 3. I have nothing against a lot of people alive. 4. That is all.