Misconceptions

Well, I was feeling all deep and profound a little bit ago, so I decided to update. But then I figured that there is probably only one or two people that read this thing, and since I wrote it, I don't really count. So instead I am just going to clear up some misconceptions people in general have.

Misconception: Men are lazy.
Truth: Men are lazy. But that doesn't mean we won't get off our asses to do stuff we enjoy. I will gladly go out and have a few beers, as long as someone else pays.

Misconception: I am an asshole.
Truth: ...Its not that I am an asshole, I'm just a little harsh sometimes. But I am only harsh to the people who really matter. So if I am eternally nice to you, sorry, but you're fucked. Don't worry, its not like its a big lose or anything.

Misconception: All country music is the same, the dog died, the woman left, etc..
Truth: Well thats just a load of shit. Nashville country music usually does suck, I will say that. But if you listen to the old stuff or the music that comes from anywhere but Nashville, you usually get pretty good stuff. Take Cross Canadian Ragweed. All there music comes to you straight from Texas and Oklahoma. And they really aren't country. Its more like rock with a harmonica. that shits good yo.

Misconception: All engineers majors are nerds.
Truth: Only the dumb ones are nerds. And Jeremy, but thats because he switched to plain physics. Wheres the fun in that? If it wasn't for engineers, you all would still be trying to drive with square tires. So shut up.

Misconception: Chevy owners hate ford guys.
Truth: Chevy owners love ford guys (in a completely heterosexual way). If it wasn't for the broken down fords, what would we work on?

Misconception: Old people drive slow because they are old.
Truth: Old people drive slow to piss people off. They don't have anywhere inportant to go, they just want something to do. They enjoy making people late for important meetings and lunch.

Misconception: Cowboys/country boys are dickweeds who are racist and generally stupid.
Truth: Those are just the wanna be cowboys/country boys and people from Tennessee. A true cowboy/country boy is anyone who enjoys going out and having fun (of course, it usually does involve the outdoors somehow). If being a country boy means that I support our troops, love Texas, work on cars, and hunt, then damnit, I am a country boy. Those guys you grew up with who where a bunch of racist idiots who drove trucks, dipped Cope, and thought they were cowboys were nothing but posers who wore wranglers. And they probably didn't even look good in 'em.

Eh, I'm bored. But this pie is good. Laters.