Some Deep and Personal Thoughts

Alright, for those of you looking for some deep and personal thoughts, sorry, I lied. I'm not deep and I don't share my personal thoughts. Unless I dont like you. I'll tell you I don't like you in a heart beat. Thats just the way I am. Ask anyone. Well, anyone who knows me. Actually, don't ask them. They might be too honest about me, and that could make me look bad. But anyway, with the price of gas going up and everything, I've been looking for a motorcycle to buy. So if you want to send me money, let me know. If you dont want to send me money, send it anyway. Trust me, you'll be glad you did later. When you wake up and you don't see me standing above you with a knife and a crazy grin on my face just before I slit your throat. Yeah, so think about that before you go to sleep tonight. Course, I would never slit anyones throat. There is always someone somewhere willing to pay good money for people. Or parts of people. But they can get the parts out themselves. Saves me the trouble of having to clean up afterwards.

Well, I finally got a job. Only took me two semesters worth of time looking through classifieds late at night while I eat food out of the dumpster. But it seems like a pretty good job. I get to design a housing development. So if your in east Texas and you move into a really nice neighborhood sometime next year, odds are I didn't have anything to do with it. Kinda scary though, a college kid putting together all the plans for houses and water lines and stuff. Oh well, my boss signed a paper saying I won't be held liable for anything, so if shit happens, no skin off my back.

Back to the motorcycle thing, if you wanna send me money or naked pictures of hot women, just let me know. Have a good week yall.