Yeah, soo....

So I finally got internet and cable. And now I don't have a life. Actually, I don't think I ever had a life. But now I have even less than I did. Which would make it a negative life. Which explains why I have a low self esteem. All that negativity and stuff. But hey, at least I have internet and can again give my life to Face Book. I swear that thing is a leach, it just sucks the life right out of ya.

So, did yall catch the premiere of The Real Gilligan's Island? It was pretty good, if I do say so myself. Not that I had anything to do with it, but Angie Everhart was on it, and shes pretty damn hot. So is one of the Mary Ann's. I wouldn't mind being stranded with either one of them, if ya know what I mean. And what I mean is that Mary Ann can cook and Angie can, well, ya know, shes a good actress and all...

Its been raining like crazy lately. Imagine that, it raining in East Texas. Now if it wasn't so damn hot, it would be pretty nice. Or if we could get a good breeze going. Yeah, thats it, someone should give me money. Cause a breeze would definately cool it off a little bit. Oh, and that one professor couldn't swim. What the hells up with that? I mean, you are gonna be on an ISLAND surrounded by WATER and you are probably gonna hafta GO IN THE WATER. So you would think that if you couldn't swim, you wouldn't sign up to be on the show. I don't think hes gonna last very long.

So Florida is about to get hit by another hurricane. I think God's trying to tell us something. Like He hates Florida. And He wants it to die. Or maybe He thinks there are too many old people living there and he figures the easiest way to get rid of them is to send hurricane after hurricane there until they are all gone. Eh, who cares, Texas is full of hotties so I will probably never go to Florida. Its true ya know, old people can't survive too many hurricanes. They die off after two or three. Oh, and there are a lot of b-e-a-utiful women in Texas. And I do love the ladies. Now if only that love was recipricated. Or if they loved me back. I would go for either one. Did I mention that I am a single, 20 year old male who enjoys long walks on the Lanana Creek Trail? I also love animals, trying different things (unless it involves guys), and hanging out. Eh, screw it, I'll just go find a prostitute later or something.

So the UC (University Center) flooded the other day when it rained/stormed/end of the world came. Apparently there was like 5 inches of water in the downstairs post office. But I have some good news. I just saved a ton of money on Little Ceasar's pizza. Actually, just a few bucks, but hey, to a college student, a penny is like, well, its just a penny, but still, it helps. But anyways, I'm done here, and so I'm gonna go watch TV or somethin'. Later yall.