Rnadom Tohuhgts

Ever wonder why they call it an air conditioner? It doesn't really condition the air, it makes it cooler. Conditioning is more like making it better, which is what we should do to college classes. There are lots of things that would make them better, like free food. I'm all about free food. Especially since I started paying rent and stuff.

So I'm walking down the street the other day, actually, I wasn't walking, cause that takes too much work, but I was going down the street. Which is the only reason I appreciate Mr. Ford. Cause he did help jumpstart the automotive revolution. Other than that fords suck ass. I'm sorry, thats just the way it is. And I have every right to complain about them because my dad has owned more than one. They sucked. They are like Case tractors compared to John Deere's. This keyboard sucks too. The only real use of a ford is to give us guys that drive Chevy's and Dodge's something to do while driving down the road. I can't count the number of times I have had to stop and help someone because they were too cheap to buy a real vehicle and settled on a ford. If they would have just spent a little bit more they would have saved a lot more in the end. Dumbasses. I'm not saying that ford owners are dumbasses. Well, actually, I am. Yall are stupid. Theres no way around it. Don't buy a fuckin' ford.

So working where you get paid to sit around alot is pretty nice. Its also nice to be able to work at home. Cause then I can have good music blasting. Or a Free Cell game going. Actually, I can do both of those anywhere I work, but I can also do them at home. And I get free software that should cost a lot of money. For free.*

School starts tomorrow. At f*#@*%! 8 in the morning. At least I'm only taking 2 classes. Kind feel sorry for the idiots taking more than that. Not smart yall, not smart. That is a nice microwave. It would go great in my apartment. Be right back...

Alright, so where was I? Oh yeah, the floors kinda dirty. Someone should clean it. Its a good thing someone gets paid to do that otherwise I don't think it would get done. I'm sorry yall, but America is full of a bunch of lazy ass people. We have no ambition or whatever. If we don't get paid to do it, then it won't get done. So once I start getting paid, I will make sure all the floors are clean even if I have to pay someone to hold a mop to someone elses head. And by mop I mean gun. And by head I mean head. E=MC^2. Thats all there is to it. What more do you want from me? Well, I am now out of random thoughts so I guess I will get back to getting paid to sit here and look busy to no one in particular. Oh, and if you meet a random person who calls himself Zero, or Mr. Zero (no, not Zorro, if I meant Zorro, I would have said Ted), get to know him. Hes pretty cool and he brings you stuff he stole from Hawaii. And by stole I mean paid for. Laters.

*Free stuff is good.