Bullshit

Now, I don't like writing about "what I did today" on here, but on this one I have to to get a point across. The other day I was in the Narnes and Boble Bookstore and saw a book with the title "Bullshit." This, of course, peaked my curiosity and so I pulled it down and started reading it. Which apparently you are not supposed to do unless you intend on buying it. Otherwise it is "wrong" and you can go to "jail" where you have to post "bail" and "then" "get" an "attorney"...(Sorry, I got a little carried away with the ""'s, it won't happen again.) But anyway, the point is, the book sucked. In fact, it was total bullshit. It was a book that was completely worthless and a waste of 3 perfectly good minutes that I could have spent sleeping. Which is what all bullshit is, a complete waste of time. So I say we should all stop putting up with it. We shouldn't have to, we should be able to live in a world where bullshit is non-existant, where it doesn't exist, and where it isn't around. Only then will I be truely happy. Oh, and so will everyone else. Which is what truely matters. The only way we can get rid of all bullshit is to do the following:

1. Get rid of all things that are completely useless, like Oprah.
2. Get rid of all politicians and their political crap.
3. Get rid of all unecessary "quotation" "marks".
4.5. Use the word shloggered instead of drunk. (Ex: I got so shloggered Thursday night, I pissed in Sean's bed (sorry Sean).)*
5. Get rid of all people who think I am wrong.
6. Put me in power.
7. Free beer for everyone.
8. Make prostitution a class in school.
9. Be my friend.
10. Hook me up with all of your hot female friends (or just one of them. Yeah, one would be great. As long as she had a good breasts, I mean personality. Yeah, nice, perky personalities are good. And soft.)
11. End of list.

So most of the things on that list won't get rid of bullshit, but after number 7 happens, who really cares? And plus, Oprah is the number one cause of bullshit in America, according to the International Bullshit Survey Committee based in Guatemala. So once we get rid of her, we on the home stretch. Then we get rid of the politicians and their political bullcrap (thought I would change it up a little bit), and the world would be completely free of bullshit. Life would then be great and I could hook up with beautiful women all the time. But until that time, I will probably be single, hint hint, so yeah, lets get rid of bullshit. Laters.

*This really has nothing to do with bullshit, but it would be cool if it happened.