Summer Fun

So summer's half way over, and a lot of yall are wondering what your gonna do for the rest of it. Some of you are taking summer classes at your local community college, some of yall went back home to hit on the high schoolers, some got jobs, and some are doing absolutely nothing and could be dead for all I know, as much as I hear from them. So to give me something to do, I have compiled a list of things you can do. And if I ever get off my ass, I might do a few of them too. Well here they are. Right here. After this quick message. Hell froze over. I'll see if I can get a pic on here. Alright, heres the list I promised.

1. Get a job you lazy bum. If you get a job, that will take up a good portion of your day and then you can buy alcohol with the money you make and mom and dad will think your responsible and will give you even more money with which you can buy more booze.

2. Give me money. Now, before you say anything, think about it. If you give me money, it will be like giving to charity. And giving to charity makes you feel good. And feeling good feels, well, good. If you don't give me money, you will have that over your head and on your heart for the rest of your life and will die lonely and alone and miserable and all that.

3. Float the river. Floating down the river is pretty fun, especially if you have a cooler full of beer with you. Its relaxing, your outside, which is supposed to be good for you, and you don't have to exert yourself. If you don't have a river within a reasonable distance, then float down the nearest open sewer washway. Trust me, its the same.

4. Visit friends you haven't seen since you got out of school for the summer. (No, thats not a hint Eloisa. Actually, yeah it kinda is. But I know you can't make it down here, so I won't hold it against you. Sean might though. He's kinda like that.) Rekindle old flames, renew friendships, or just get drunk together. I don't care, so long as I have fun. You can do whatever.

5. Ride elevators all day pretending to be the guy thats supposed to ride them all day. Even better, set up a table and some chairs and get a card game going in one. Or charge admission. Hmmm, thats not a bad idea. I gotta go. Church out.