Summer I (1(One(Uno)))

Well, Summer I session is officially over, the grades are posted, students are crying because they have to retake the class that they just retook, and students with passing grades are celebrating at the local Flashbacks. And it rained, which means the temperature is down to a reasonable 80 degrees and the humidity is up to 110% (I know what you are thinking, and yes, Flashbacks is a bar). Yep, its a good time to be a college kid.

Me and Mario (my roomate) were going to try to have a little "get together" tonight at our place, but unfortunately no one wanted to come. They were all like "I'm in the hospital" or "I'm in a play" or "I died." Not one of those is a valid excuse. So we will probably join the rest of the herd at Flashbacks and try to hook up with one of the few single women there. I don't know why single women don't like to go to bars. Its a great way to meet desperate guys...hold on, the hot chick next door just walked outside...ok, back. Where was I? Oh yeah, cheap beer. So all in all, I think Keystone is the best cheap beer, with The Beast and Lonestar being some of the worst. Of course, you just can't beat Shiner Bock, but thats not cheap beer. Shiner Blonde is pretty good too.

On a side note, I finally got my a/c fixed. I forgot how nice it is to be in a vehicle that is less than 100 degrees. Now my shirt doesn't stick to the back of my, well, back, and my sweat stains have shrunken drastically. Turns out that it isn't that hard to replace the compressor if you have the right parts. But getting the right parts is a bitch. Oh well, we all must live in hell at some point and time. I wonder what Satan's hell would be. I bet its a place we would all wanna be. With lots of puppies. And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Now thats the stuff.

So London got attacked today. That sucks. But, as my roomate put it (and yes Mario, you will remain nameless...ah shit, oh well), at least they didn't get Big Ben. But I bet it will change some peoples attitudes about the US deserving 9/11. But did you know that police in Great Britain don't carry guns? Its crazy. I mean, its no wonder people get away with stuff when a guy carrying a knife is better armed then the "elite" police force. Its all gun control. I can promise you that no one will do anything like that in Texas because, as far as the rest of the world knows, we all carry guns. That, and we ride horses everywhere so there really is no mass transportation, but thats beside the point. If the US ever got invaded, Texas would be the hardest region to take over. Because most of the population does have a gun. And its all because there is a republican in the white house instead of a dumbicrat. So you know what I say? I say bring it world. Bring all you got and at the end of the day, your gonna be going home with your tail between your legs. Well, I'm gonna go celebrate my birthday now, so yall have fun. Laters.