Yesterday

So I spent 5 hours in Center, Texas, yesterday. If you ever get the chance, pass. Center sucks. Its hot, it smells bad (and where we were, which was right by Tyson Chickens, you get a new bad smell every ten steps), the people are weird, its hot, it smells bad, there are lots of thorny vines everywhere, the people are weird, and it smells really really bad. But I made good money so it wasn't all for naught. And I got to ride my 4 wheeler while working, which is always a plus. And hopefully we convinced our bosses to put in a frig full of beer, if not a kegerator. If they do that I will spend every waking moment there, working of course. I really hope they do. And a pool, or a hot tub. That would be nice.

So apparently the trailer park is just a front. The real money is gonna come from the "botanical garden" they are gonna have. That and the pay phone, which will be able to recieve calls. And if you are thinking flowers, you are wrong. By botanical I mean weed and by garden I mean weed and by weed I mean Mary Jane and by Mary Jane I mean marijuana. If you still have no idea what I am talking about then that means you can't read english and so yeah, you should leave. Or if your with the DEA or FBI or something, then you should also leave. Not because I have something to hide, because I don't, its just that I don't particularly like the fact that you are reading my site because someday I might do something illegal and for some crazy reason write about it on here. Then I definately wouldn't want you reading this. But if you are a Russian spy or a guy named Zero, then you can read this, but at your own risk. Just remember, I have you in my sights. Quit trying to duck, that book won't save you. Neither will that...is that a baby?! Your sick dude, really sick.