Girlfriends

So I have come to the conclusion that girlfriends are too much work. Actually, its too much work to try to get one. Actually keeping one is a whole 'nother story. It is just easier to hang out with the female species and if one of them just happens to be attracted to you then maybe she will do all the work. Then us guys don't have to expend any unneccessary energy trying to make her think she is attracted to us when she is really just depressed because she has no current boyfriend. Also, being drunk helps. I have found that men are not the only ones who take advantage of the many great effects of alcohol. Women will also take advantage of men who are otherwise too intoxicated to say no. Little do women know, it doesn't take alcohol to get men to say yes. All it takes is a good body and a decent face. Alcohol just impaires the eyesight of men, so they say yes faster.

I have also come to the conclusion that if a guy likes a girl, this will in turn make that girl unnatracted to that guy. He has to act like he doesn't really like her which makes her wonder why and then she will start to flirt with him. By the time she realizes that he actually does like her, it is to late for her to back out. The only thing left for her to do is drink. Which doesn't bother the guy any at all. If said guy does show that he likes the girl before acting like he doesn't, chances are that she will hook up with someone else. If he decides to change tactics mid flirting, it still doesn't work and he will then end up alone because she will tell all her girl friends that he is a loser. Life sucks.

Viruses

Alright, I think everyone who has gotten one will agree with me, computer viruses suck. I just got my computer back after being in the shack for more than a week. All because some jerkwad decided to create a program that he could send out to random people and have it mess up their computer. What makes this exciting to them? Is it the knowledge that they can destroy things and more than likely get away with it? Personally, I think people like that don't have a life and/or are trying to compensate for something (and I think we all know what that is (just in case yall don't know what I'm talking about its their penis size (cause we all know that women aren't likely to write a virus (its not that women are stupid, its that they have better things to do (and I wonder how many of these parenthesis I can use in one sentence (I think thats about it)))))). So if your one of those guys/gals that thinks its cool to write viruses and send them out to people, then you're gonna burn in hell. No way around it, cause you're an asshole. And you're fucked. And you don't have a life. And I'm done. Laters.

Untitled, Mainly cause I dont wanna title it.

I thought this was kinda cool, a) because its a creative way to smuggle drugs and b) because one of the busts takes place in Amarillo, which is basically where I am originally from. Check it out. http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0604/mg0604.html

Keystone vs. Coors

Keystone and Coors. Possibly two of the best (light) beers on the planet. At least, thats my opinion. If you dont agree, then shut up. Your opinion doesnt matter because I cant hear you. Keystone is cheaper, but Coors is a higher quality, and offers more variety. It all depends on how much you're willing to spend, but that doesnt matter too much since neither is very expensive. Now, if you want a good dark beer, then the best you can get is Shiner Bock. Of course, that is only available in Texas, so if you're not in Texas, you're screwed. (No ones perfect, and you will probably hear about it in a different post.) Of course free beer is good beer, unless its sam adams or the beast. Then it just sucks. Anyway, Im outta here, catch yall Later.
Carney Man

The first, maybe the last

Well, this is the first post. Yeah, it sucks, so what. If you dont like it, dont read it.